“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.” Thomas Jefferson. Tomorrow is Independence Day here in Nigeria, which, for most of us, entails the risk of losing: Your fingers to cheap fireworks Your most precious time to carnivals Your liver to bottles of champagne All of which, as a red-blooded Nigerian, I support …